Nooooooo! Officer Coolbike! She was only 3,662 days away from retirement! And, more importantly, she never even got to try out the cool “Eject Rider” feature on her motorcycle.
She did get to try out the “Eject brain matter out of the back of her head” feature though!
No good deed goes unpunished :'(
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